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allystruggles:

My gay friend invited me over to watch a drag racing show and there were no cars at all wtf


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mayor-jasmine:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

is this animal crossing

mayor-jasmine:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

is this animal crossing


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baesitter:

single mom

ep mom

album mom

(Source: eggyolk1)


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howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich


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zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma


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snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that


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deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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tinychatter:

you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit


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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt)


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4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera)


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fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class


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pieandhotdogs:

elderleaves:

spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

"IT’S ‘FUCK, MARRY, OR KILL!’ ‘OR!’ NOT AND!’ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”

— Hades at some point probably

I laughed way too hard at this.


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robotsquid:

"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"

"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"

"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"

"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"

~one hour later~

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