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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(Source: stupidsexyganondorf)


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diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset


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austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me


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certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all


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smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more


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beingasacacti:

i just want a boyfriend who will get flirty with me even though were already dating because that is extremely cute

(Source: beiingasaghost)


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Your worst enemy can be who you least imagine, who you most love.

(Source: elsakingdom)


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goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 


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gimtana:

coolguyemote:

everyone has seen this picture at least once in their internet life

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let’s not forget about this gem

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(Source: kawozhin)


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flancrossing:


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twatswag:

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option


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leenacrossing:

SIR, I THINK YOU SHOULD SAVE ME FIRST

leenacrossing:

SIR, I THINK YOU SHOULD SAVE ME FIRST


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rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)