My gay friend invited me over to watch a drag racing show and there were no cars at all wtf
noddin’ ma head like yea
movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit
tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class
"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"
"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"
"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"
"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"
~one hour later~