justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."
A novel by me
"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel
"I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books" the stunning conclusion
*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont
Finish the sentence: Do me
a favor and do me
and fucking do me
and then after that you’re going to fucking do me
#I’d say ‘that escalated quickly’#but actually it refused to escalate anywhere
If you think my jokes are bad you should check out my life choices.
if gwennovynne and i knew each other irl, i think we’d be the type of friends who had brunch every weekend but spent the entire time making fun of everyone else at the restaurant because how RIDICULOUS is brunch
i know this would ABSOLUTELY happen and also i’d probably ‘borrow’ your clothes a lot because damn your fashion is on point