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chubby-punx:

My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky


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santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco)


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the-agreeable-snowman:

It makes me happy knowing that someone had to animate that. 


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peetasboxers:

BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS

(Source: castielsteenwolf)


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vicvondoombwhahaha:


You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

(Source: howdyhannaa)


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"it’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely."

   — azul-estrellas (via lipstick-bullet)


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luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

image


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breakfastburritoe:

do you ever get second hand happiness like someone is happy so you’re happy bc they’re happy


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Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

(Source: wretchedentropy)


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mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

(Source: allthingspawnee)


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crystallized-teardrops:

when my mum goes ’ do you remember when you were little..’ NOPE NOPE NO MUM I DONT REMEMBER I DONT REMEMBER THOSE DAYS WHEN I HAD A BOWL CUT NOPE NOT IN MY MEMORY ABORT NOW


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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from


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  • partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
  • me: okay
  • me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
  • partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
  • me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday